I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes.
“I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.”
“Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of them was that you, I found out, you can't do a comedy unless you've just done a comedy.”