I can remember exactly where I sat when my teacher first read Roald Dahl's 'James and the Giant Peach'.
You have one big mythology in your favor: Everyone believes that you Europeans are impeccable. But I know you are jerks.
We get on well and it won't be too much trouble spending so much time with him. He has a strange way of sleeping as he likes to kick off all the blankets and just have them up by his chest.

