A movie camera is like having someone you have a crush on watching you from afar - you pretend it's not there.
A politician is a person with whose politics you don't agree; if you agree with him he's a statesman.
I've always been attracted to cars, and driving is a completely measurable experience: if you qualify last on the grid, you're the slowest, and if you qualify first on the grid, you're the fastest. So no one can say you're slow if you're fast and no one can say you're fast if you're slow.