I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
Rational behavior requires theory. Reactive behavior requires only reflex action.
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.