You're successful if you can get one person to pick it up and put it on the turntable and go, Wow, thanks for writing that!
“'How do you know so much about everything?' was asked of a very wise and intelligent man; and the answer was 'By never being afraid or ashamed to ask questions as to anything of which I was ignorant.'”
“The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder.”