I can write a program that lets you break the copy protection on a music file. But I can't write a program that solders new connections onto a chip for you.
Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth.
But unfortunately, I have to say, one out of every 100 interviews I do, I get a real journalist.