I can write a program that lets you break the copy protection on a music file. But I can't write a program that solders new connections onto a chip for you.
It is up to you civilians to give a hand to show that we intend to take our responsibilities to maintain the integrity of our Empire, by giving the world proof that we have not all sold out to the Jew or Plutocrat.
A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek.