It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.
“If I knew how to operate a DVR, you'd find episodes of 'The Tavis Smiley Show,' 'Democracy Now!' and lots of stuff from TV Land. What you can find now on my Hulu account are Korean soap operas, 'Grey's Anatomy' and films from the Criterion collection.”
“I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.”