Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
“I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection.”
“Habaneros have a great fruity flavor, but the challenge is that you have to deflect the heat in order to taste the flavor. If you don't, you're dead. They should really have a warning sign on them. Deflect the habanero's heat by pairing it with sweet food.”