“During 'Saturday Night Fever' at the end of the first act dance number I tried to perform a split-jump, only I can't do them so I ended up on my ass followed by the most unsightly backward roll out of it, followed by the cast falling over in laughter and a good portion of the audience too.”

“If there was a blog with five listeners or viewers, I had to be on it. Now I have to be on fewer media, but more substantive media.”