Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.
“The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it.”
“You know, people always talk about how Jesus came down to Earth as a human being. He became a human being, But no one ever takes into account what that means.”