I've always wondered what it would be like if somebody from outer space landed with three heads. Then all of a sudden everybody else wouldn't look so bad, huh? Well, OK you're a little different from me but, hey, ya got one head.
“If you learn how to forgive others for not being strong, then people can learn how to forgive you for your own issues.”
“I really hate those books where the murderer turns out to be somebody you never heard of who pops up in the last chapter.”