If you destroyed the underpinnings of this great American sport, you are a hated, ugly, detestable person.
“I have to wear two sports bras when I do my cardio. It takes a lot to hold these puppies up!”
“My mom has a good way of engaging me in a conversation about the choices I make, listening, being objective and open-minded, and respecting those choices so long as they don't put me in danger.”