The average man has a carefully cultivated ignorance about household matters - from what to do with the crumbs to the grocer's telephone number - a sort of cheerful inefficiency which protects him.
“Day to day, I always wear eyeliner on my top lid and mascara. I like to do my own makeup, it depends on the event.”
“I think the little girl in Smallville is terrific, but I only watched it once.”