I think maybe ten years from now, I'm hopefully going to be, in like, Tahiti or something. Kicking back like in my huge mansion, if everything goes right, it's all up to me.
“I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.”
“I think of Oprah as a Mother Joseph wannabe, a daytime oracle rewarding the good and punishing the bad.”