I collect watches because I'm always late, and I need to know exactly how late I'm going to be - in order to come up with a good excuse.
“If you're unable to catch it in time, the cancer can spread to the lymph nodes and at that point, the cancer is essentially incurable, but that doesn't mean your condition can't be improved.”
“I don't use deodorant. If you drink enough water, you shouldn't have to. I think I smell pretty good without it.”