I collect watches because I'm always late, and I need to know exactly how late I'm going to be - in order to come up with a good excuse.
“Every scientific truth goes through three states: first, people say it conflicts with the Bible; next, they say it has been discovered before; lastly, they say they always believed it.”
“In fact, it was the women in our house who were in the saddle. If men are the gods, women are not only the presidents but all the ministers of the government.”