It used to be that I was always paranoid or a loser or something so there's usually something that you seem to associate yourself with at one time or another.
The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'
If you win all the time, you lose the drama in life. To make the happy moments happy, you need the sad moments too.

