The first time you hold your baby in your arms, I mean, a sense of strength and love washes over you. It washed over me and I never thought that possible.
“Lying about anything is the cruelest thing in the world you could ever do. Be who you are. Don't try to be someone you're not. It never works.”
“I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic.”