There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
“I just don't want to end up on something that bores the hell out of me. Otherwise, I'll fake a knee injury and get out of there.”
“So long as there are earnest believers in the world, they will always wish to punish opinions, even if their judgment tells them it is unwise and their conscience that it is wrong.”