I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
“It seems to me that humour is everybody's way of keeping sane and standing off from the situations so that they can see it intellectually, as well as emotionally, and I don't know whether you've noticed, but if somebody tells a joke, it's nearly always a mini fantasy.”
“You know, it's such an insult to actual martial artists that I say that I do martial arts.”