I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking for the faculty.
“If people would like to come to my concerts I'd love them to come. And if they like the music that I make, I love that too. But I do not make music for other people. I make it to please myself.”
“Mixing humour and harsh reality is a very human behaviour, it's the way people stay sane in their daily lives.”