I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking for the faculty.
“I was fifteen years old, and I hardly knew how to play a simple Bach prelude on the piano when I began to compose music, and at the most advanced level. I had never studied such things as harmony.”
“When you get on base, holes open up and things happen and you're able to find a way to score runs.”