When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
“Reed College required a thesis for a Bachelor's degree. Normally a Bachelor's is sort of like being stamped 'Prime US Beef.' They just walk you through, hand out the diplomas and you fill in your name later on.”
“You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!”