Not one man will the State of Missouri furnish to carry on any unholy crusade.
“My favorite thing to do is to wind those guys up by hitting on their girlfriends. I say, 'I think your girlfriend's gorgeous, but it's all right, I'm gay.' They get very nervous after a few minutes!”
“When I was a kid, it was a huge insult to be a geek. Now it's a point of pride in a weird way.”