The Gong Show provided me with five years of the happiest times of my life, but that's that. And to be known as the guy who gave the world The Gong Show - listen, my Uncle George isn't known as anything. So I guess it isn't so bad in that context.
Potentially he could be. He scored the goal four years ago in France against Argentina that was extraordinary.
Europe, which gave us the idea of same-sex marriage, is a dying society, with birthrates 50 percent below replacement.