I got a tiny part in a play, auditioned for another one and got that as well. Not only that, the first finished on the Saturday and the other started on the Monday which is like an actor's dream!
Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me.
I don't understand why James Bond has to be a man all the time. When Pierce Brosnan retires, why not one of us?

