I adore clothes, I adore drinking. I just don't have the time or the inclination to totally indulge in it.
All great reality shows have a very, very similar format. That's why it was so easy to parody.
Hospitals are closing across the country due to the burden of illegal immigration, college students find that summer jobs have dried up due to illegal immigration, and wages across the board are depressed by the overwhelming influx of cheap and illegal labor.