If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.
“I couldn't sustain myself if I skimped on food - I work 16-hour days, I need the energy, I can't afford to be stingy on what I eat.”
“I am usually part of any disaster at a wedding if I'm a bridesmaid, which I've been lucky enough to be several times.”