My partner and I won the race, and I threw my hat into the air and bent to pick it up. Everyone started laughin' because I had split the back end of my pants out, and I wasn't wearing shorts.
“I have resolved to pick one novel and just read it over and over again for the rest of my life, because I cannot remember anything anymore.”
“If you're going to win games, you're going to have to come up with the big hits. That's the bottom line.”