I don't spend as much time on my hair as people think. I get out of the shower, whack some grease on there and I'm done.
“Obama sounded like Al Gore on global warming. The more the case for man-made warming falls apart, the more hysterical Gore gets about an imminent catastrophe. The more public support his stimulus bill loses, the more Obama embraces fear-mongering.”
“I'm always storing away phrases and ideas and things that I think might turn into songs.”