I like girls who are self-deprecating. I like girls who make fun of themselves. If you can't poke fun at yourself, what are you? I just want someone with a good soul. That's about it. The rest I'm really flexible on.
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
All you have to know is mathematically how many times to scratch it and when to let it go - when certain things will enhance the record you're listening to.

