I hate myself in interviews. All of a sudden, you stop and you're like, 'Chris, how dare you?' I don't live in Darfur. I have both legs. But you can't walk around all the time being like, 'I'm so grateful I'm not in Darfur.'
“It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if I've had a hard day.”
“A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders.”