If I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy.
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In the beginning, everybody that gets to work with me, thinks I'm nice. But three weeks later, they hear a bell ringing. Then they realise I meant everything I said during that first week. It's not my fault people are not taking me serious from the first moment.
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.