Eternity is not something that begins after you're dead. It is going on all the time. We are in it now.
“I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone.”
“You know, I love wearing heels. I wish I could wear them all the time, but, you know, my sport doesn't really permit it.”