I hate a movie that will end by telling you that the first thing you should do is learn to love yourself. That is so insulting and condescending, and so meaningless. My characters don't learn to love each other or themselves.
“Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.”
“Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica.”