A man may learn from his Bible to be a more thorough gentleman than if he had been brought up in all the drawing-rooms in London.
“The Democratic Party will never desert the freedoms of our people under the guise of pretending to protect them.”
“Whenever I realize I'm being a goofball, I write it down. When I release the joke onstage, I love watching the effect it has on the audience. No one wants to see someone talk who takes themselves too seriously.”