I'm a Republican and I'm gonna stay a Republican because they need somebody like me to stay in the Party and keep hammering away.
“If a poet knows more about a horse than he does about heaven, he might better stick to the horse, and some day the horse may carry him into heaven.”
“My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.”