I was a window dresser for Burton's once. What really put me off was the area manager coming round and saying, Charles, I think you're a natch at this.
“May we be saved from evil thoughts and deed of enemies of world peace who find pleasure in creating havoc and perpetrating all forms of carnage.”
“Men must stop being jealous of their power and generously allow freedom and responsibility to others. The reward is harmonious families and society.”