As long as you smile, have sparkly eyes and stick your shoulders back, nobody's going to notice your bum or your waist or your feet, for that matter.
“It takes a lot of energy to be negative. You have to work at it. But smiling is painless. I'd rather spend my energy smiling.”
“Culture is a little like dropping an Alka-Seltzer into a glass - you don't see it, but somehow it does something.”