I have a couple of girlfriends who've told me some horror stories but I've never had a really terrible kiss before.
“If you're not pushing your own technique to its own limits with the risk that it might just crumble at any moment, then you're not really doing your job.”
“Once upon a time, about 10 years ago, I thought maybe I could write a mystery series about a midwife in Elizabethan England. I had an elaborately convoluted title and an elaborately convoluted plotline, and at that point I got stupendously bored.”