I have a couple of girlfriends who've told me some horror stories but I've never had a really terrible kiss before.
I've never had Internet access. Actually, I have looked at things on other people's computers as a bystander. A few times in my life I've opened email accounts, twice actually, but it's something I don't want in my life right now.
What I expect of a movie reviewer is that he should love cinema as much as I do.

