“I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.”

“As a politician, you have to deal with someone wanting you to fail every day. I think I prefer being in a situation where generally people are rooting for me, and if they aren't rooting for me, they aren't out there to see my downfall. I respect the people who have the stomach for it.”