If you're going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon, what are you doing wasting your time in bed?
The BBC is part of the glue which binds the United Kingdom together. At those times of national moment - of joy or sadness, in the UK or around the world, at times when the nation wants to celebrate, mourn or just enjoy itself people turn to the BBC.
What is their potential for evil; what is their potential for wickedness? That's the only time that those characters become interesting to watch.

