I never really learned the value of money. My father didn't spoil me, but I think my grandparents did.
“Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years.”
“I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.”