I broke my ankle ten years ago so high heels are not an option unless I'm literally going door to door for a function.
“I am one of those people who are blessed, or cursed, with a nature which has to interfere. If I see a thing that needs doing I do it.”
“I was a really bad teenager and I got my tongue pierced. I don't even remember where I did it, but it was under very surreptitious circumstances.”