My whole deal when I do accents or dialects is I gotta fool the locals. If I fool the locals then I've done my job.
As you look around the country there are still a significant number of states where their whole school debate is over school funding and we've been focused on the quality debate for most of the '90s.
If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.

