My whole deal when I do accents or dialects is I gotta fool the locals. If I fool the locals then I've done my job.
“If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.”
“I empathize with women in their high heels so I'll be there in my kilt and T-shirt and I'll walk around all day just to prove that if I can wear the shoes for 36 hours then certainly our customer can wear them.”