Everyone's waiting for the seventh book, and looking at each other saying, 'Oh, I wonder will I be in the running?
People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true. I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors.
I get some of the nicest fan mail you could imagine. Also when I'm up for an award, my fans all vote online and then they'll boast to each other about how many thousands of times they've clicked my name. Their thumbs must be bleeding!

