Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears.
“One day I think it's the greatest idea ever that I'm working on. The next day I think it's the worst that I've ever worked on - and I swing between that a lot. Some days I'm very happy with what I'm doing, and the next day I am desperate - it's not working out!”
“As with almost every significant aspect of the Bush presidency, its handling of 9/11 was a catastrophe from start to finish.”