I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction.
“If you have music you want to play that no one asks you to play, you have to go out and find where you can play it. It's called do or die.”
“And God knows I needed to be forgiven. So I had to forgive everybody. And then God - as I read in the word, you're supposed to pray for your enemies. Try that one on.”