Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered.
“When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is no seat for him, he tells you not to worry because he has brought his own stool.”
“In my opinion, it is not in our interest to have complicated negotiations with a region, and then have to follow it up with 535 negotiations at home. I have experienced recounts, and it is better to vote once.”