I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun.
“The cost of adding a feature isn't just the time it takes to code it. The cost also includes the addition of an obstacle to future expansion. The trick is to pick the features that don't fight each other.”
“I had a white senator call me a rag head, and I had an African-American legislator call me a conservative with a tan.”