You need a wisecracking buddy standing next to you? That's the role for me. You got the guys who are knock-down, drag-out handsome. That's what people want to see. Let that guy be the hero. But there's always a role for the Everyman.
I'm crass, contemptuous and crude, obstreperous, obnoxious, rambunctiously raw and rude.
America may have great poets and novelists, but she never will have more than one necromancer.