Whenever I realize I'm being a goofball, I write it down. When I release the joke onstage, I love watching the effect it has on the audience. No one wants to see someone talk who takes themselves too seriously.
“A Tory government with a decent mandate seems the only hope of tackling the fiscal catastrophe responsibly.”
“If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.”